Every Monday I find myself sitting at my desk, remembering that I need to start working out or something.  I don’t know if the belly I seemed to have developed over the course of the year is actually speaking to me, or if it’s the fact that I finally noticed something that has never been there before called a “belly” and “love handles.”

So I think to myself “OK, Drew.  You need to start working out.  How much is a gym membership?  You should stop loving Double-Cheeseburgers from McDonald’s so much.  Try a salad for lunch today.  Man, I really should buy some cereal to eat in the morning, and skim milk…” Then, when I think about milk, I think about this video:

Anyway, I continue thinking “Maybe I just need to walk more often.  Where can you walk around here?  I need to move somewhere that promotes walking more often, or a city where everyone rides a bike.  But not like in India…” Then I think about this video:

Then the thought continues, “How much are bikes? If I had a bike I would get those hook-screws that screw into the ceiling and hang my bike from them. Do they make a bike holder for my car? Maybe I just need new gym shoes for walking more often. I might as well buy a bike with the money I would use to buy shoes. I think I would bike more often than walk. I should move to Minneapolis…”

Anyway, then the thought passes, only to return next Monday.